this camera angle is too dramatic
this t-shirt is too unflattering
this can of gravy is too watered down to hide my shame.
this newsroom has too many charts
these ensembles are too matchy-matchy
this maroon shirt is too clashy with the purple of the council room
i make up too many holidays (but i love singing neil young songs too much)
this elephant is coming too close to holding my hand
this embroidery is too small compared to my face
